Monday, November 08, 2004

Dear Bloggers,

Here are some suggestions for future posts, depending on what side of the spectrum you are on:

Left: pick an issue, articulate a position in precise moral terms, without any supporting arguments, and act as if everyone who disagrees you is morally deficient.

Right: find an instance of some anonymous schmo on the far-left saying something offensive, quote it extensively, and drone on about liberal lunacy. Claim this represents the mainstream of the liberal movement. Repeat ad nauseum. Make sure to ignore instances of outrageous comments from the far right. Alternatively, briefly mention them and dismiss as unrepresentative of the mainstream conservatism.

1 Comments:

At 12:02 PM, Blogger angela said...

oh my god... you are too much :) can i post this on my blog? you know you love it when i pilfer your wisdom...

 

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