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[Uganda] Environment Minister Kahinda Otafiire said the opposition was unfit to govern, "like Nigerians who don't know how to count themselves".

Nigeria has struggled to conduct a reliable census for more than half a century and it is a sensitive issue.

[Nigeria] Envoy CD Orike said the minister should educate himself on Nigerian successes.

"In every field of human endeavour Nigerians have excelled in Africa."

He then proceeded to list a number of famous Nigerians from including sports stars and musicians.

"That Mr Otafiire did not know all these facts about Nigeria is clear evidence that he must have some learning problems," he said.

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